That was a little awkward, but I didn’t mind it.

I’m watching this cute French movie with my parents, and at the big kissing scene my mom starts asking me about my boyfriend.

fuckyeahpickuplines1:

Hey… uh… your chromosomes combined beautifully.

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diagondaley:

buttgenie:

i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens

#especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset

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maybemoonmoon:

ronweasley:

the way it should be, famous songs from animated movies performed in the language of the place the stories are set in or the character’s mother tongue {listen}

i. hellfire (the hunchback of notre dame) - french; ii. once upon a december (anastasia) - russian; iii. a whole new world (aladdin) - arabic; iv. bare necessities (the jungle book) - hindi; v. i see the light (tangled) - german; vi. can you feel the love tonight? (the lion king) - zulu; vii. i’ve got no strings (pinocchio) - italian; viii. i won’t say i’m in love (hercules) - greek; ix. it’s tough to be a god (the road to el dorado) - spanish; x. under the sea (the little mermaid) - danish; xi. i’ll make a man out of you (mulan) - mandarin; xii. when you believe (the prince of egypt) - hebrew


This is awesome.

maybemoonmoon:

ronweasley:

the way it should be, famous songs from animated movies performed in the language of the place the stories are set in or the character’s mother tongue {listen}

i. hellfire (the hunchback of notre dame) - french; ii. once upon a december (anastasia) - russian; iii. a whole new world (aladdin) - arabic; iv. bare necessities (the jungle book) - hindi; v. i see the light (tangled) - german; vi. can you feel the love tonight? (the lion king) - zulu; vii. i’ve got no strings (pinocchio) - italian; viii. i won’t say i’m in love (hercules) - greek; ix. it’s tough to be a god (the road to el dorado) - spanish; x. under the sea (the little mermaid) - danish; xi. i’ll make a man out of you (mulan) - mandarin; xii. when you believe (the prince of egypt) - hebrew

This is awesome.

katsumibatei:

So “Evil Dead The Musical” exists

sherlock!porn
    ↳ That awkward moment when almost everyone in the show ships Johnlock. Including Sherlock and John.

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blacklily13:

thelostsunprincess:

rosieramblings:

me writing essays

My entire thesis.

Every single academic book in existence. 

Reblogged for comments.

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side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont watch or care about

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twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

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dontblinkanddftba:

 

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

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artistology:

every lonely monster needs a companion by septemberwildflower